A Letter To The Internet

Damn you, Internet. You have won again. All I wanted to do was write in my blog, but you had to go ahead and show me all of these shiny links which led to an endless chain of other shiny links (at least 70% Facebook related).

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Merely typing the name of The-Social-Network-That-Must-Not-Be-Named somehow sucked me back into its vortex just now. But that made me understand your sinister plan, dear Internet.

When you first arrived, you were the Promised Land of information. But like all good things, you were corrupted by douchebags. Now the Inter

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Oh you’re good. Real good. You got me mid-word that time. But you will not stop this rant. As I was saying, now the Internet is you are full of cyber vortexes that lure us into their traps with shiny links. You make it very difficult to get anything done because you are so friggin’ distracting!

I would be so much more productive if I could delete my account on The-Social-Network-That-Must-Not-Be-Named (TSNTMNBN), but whenever I go there, it’s like I’m hypnotized…

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All systems normal. Everything is functional. Awaiting further instructions from Facebook.com.



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