Will You Be the Paula to My Ness?


Will you be the Paula to my Ness?

Will you find me sexy when my hair’s a mess?

Will you rub my shoulders,

When I get game over?

Will you be the Zelda to my Link?

Will you love me always no matter what others may think?

Will you love me when I’m forty if I still play games?

Will you still kiss me all over and call me pet names?

Will you let me be the Mario to your Peach?

Will you let me pwn you on Koopa Troopa Beach?

Will you get tired of me really fast,

If I’m fifty and still play World of Warcraft?

Will you let me be the Luigi to your Daisy?

Will you still love me while I am dazed and hazy?

If I take time to do PvP,

Will you still want to marry me?

Will you be the Marle to my Crono?

Or would you rather be my Yoko Ono?

If I want to do a raid,

Will you still be the one to get me laid?

Will you be the Paula to my Ness?

I really hope that you say yes.

Ness and Paula
Artwork by aikoshadow on deviantART.

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